You put yourself right between the killing thing’s teeth, but you don’t give it the power to—

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

howlsmoving-asshole:

howllor:

oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.

watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.

this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!

guess what America should do

mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

macbookmori:

theicywalrus:

grandmagrass:
here a woman starts picking the ripe chameleons off of the chameleon tree

OH MY GOD THEY’RE SO DAMN CUTE

macbookmori:

theicywalrus:

grandmagrass:

here a woman starts picking the ripe chameleons off of the chameleon tree

OH MY GOD THEY’RE SO DAMN CUTE

hello-missdolly:

g0dzandm0nsterz:

thepirateking:

rainbos:

davidbaybehhh:

there might be disney princess but this bitch is the queen

Holy shit I never thought of it like that.

have none of y’all played kingdom hearts

she is the queen of disney

^ you read my mind


^^^^

hello-missdolly:

g0dzandm0nsterz:

thepirateking:

rainbos:

davidbaybehhh:

there might be disney princess but this bitch is the queen

Holy shit I never thought of it like that.

have none of y’all played kingdom hearts

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she is the queen of disney

^ you read my mind

^^^^

titan-bertl:

This is the first time I’ve ever drawn with an app on my iPhone (it’s poopy BUT ITS MY FIRST TRY OKAY) it’s pretty hard to draw with your finger and a tiny screen but there’s a lot of features and it records the process I’m in love with this app btw it’s called “ibispaint x” ~(•3•)~

themanwhodidntcomeback:

letssaynotonormal:

plot-twist-im-gay:

superwholock-slytherinmerlin:

theroguefeminist:

3brokenstrings:

aunteeblazer:

omg

I just saved an entire week worth of science class.thank you tumblr

cool

spiders are not insects though

The more you know

I can not believe people still think spiders are insects. I assumed it was common knowledge that they’re arachnids!

THAT IS THE PART TO FOCUS ON.

MISHA COLLINS SEES A CAMERA

eighteenninetyfive:

my-place-on-earth:

-babyinatrenchcoat:

thisislarge:

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HE TRIES TO EAT IT

IM CRYING

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU PERFECT FUCKER